Normally, this type of conversation happens very rare in India. I think unfortunately my fate helps me have it.
It's funny conversation only, but it's going to hurt some people. For now I am updating in Telugu, if possible I will post the same conversation in English.
One fine day... Up to that second it's fine day.
Normally, most of my programs never follow my words but on that my program working as per my request, my team lead also verifies and gave permission to follow the same pattern. So that's a fine day.
At 12:00 clock, but it's very cool inside. There comes a beep in my phone.
Lets have some changed names. I ==> me , TG ==> the guy messaged me , She ==> The heroine of this conversation. Lets find the hero ....?
TG : Hi
TG : H r u ?
TG : Hello...
( I heard only the beep of "Hello..." message)
I : Hi
I : May I know your sweet name please
( My common reply to the unknown number messages)
TG : This is TG, from so and so on company.
I : Ohh... am fine. h r u
TG : am fine. what are you doing now?
I : am doing nothing
TG : What is that mean
I : Doing nothing.... Just staying in home
TG : what about Job
I : Job emi cheyatley, just intlo unna. Tinnama padukunama malli tellarindha amthe
TG : ohh great. Inka
I : Cheppali
TG : Ni lover ela undhi
I : Lover ahh evaru
TG : arey niku theliyadhaa
I : about which lover fast r future r present
TG : About she ? (Here comes here name.)
I : Haaa haaa.... Joke of the day buddy.
TG : emaindhi...
I : She is not my lover...
TG : How is she ?
I : How I know ?
TG : Emi nuvvu contact lo leva thanatho...
I : Not at all.
TG : really.
I : Yes, Y I need to have contact with her
TG : I tries a lot to get her.
I : excuse me,
(Inner feeling 'rey na kodaka emi matladuthunnav bey I tries to get her ante emi meaning to matladuthunav'.)
TG : I proposed to her
I : what?
(Lamdi kodaka emi matladuthunnav na lover ko propose chesanani nake chepthunava, nenu siggu manam lekunda ni matalu vintuna thuu dhinamma jivithaam)
TG : I tried a lot to make her to love me
I : ahaa, what she said ?
(Adhemi cheppindi.... Adho peddha ......?)
TG : She said not interested.
I : Y not she
(Emantaa gadu dhaniki....)
TG : I thought, she is in love with U.
I : hmmm
( na kodaka adhi natho undo ledho telusukodanika ea msglu.)
TG : I think she have some one else
I : I think she is searching for someone, who belongs to here native place. (Untey emi leka pothe nikem raa, adhi na girl friend ani telisi propose chesina dash na yalivi pothaav ra dongaa******.)
TG : Why you loose her
I : Haa ... Loose... I think I am not correct to her.
( Dhaniki inkemo kavali antaa... Ayina adhi pedhaa jiddu ra swami, adhi dhani moham.)
TG : She is very good girl.
I : hmmm
(Adhi entha manchi girlo naku teliyadhaa.)
TG : I tried a lot and force alot to make her to love me.
I : k.
TG : How ever, We both missed her.
I : not we , just U.
TG : ohh... Still you r in contact with her. Congratulations.
I : haa haa
(€mi matladuthunav ra. Mathi unde matladuthunnava, nenu dhanitho matladi one year paina avuthondi.)
TG : what else?
I : Ayina, niku edhen alavatu raa, nenu vadilesina ammayila venaka paduthavv appudu anuja (name is changed) eppudu 'she'.
TG : hey it's happens but no good results.
I : :P (rey nuvvu oo pillani own ga select chesi love cheyi bey)
TG : but she is too good.
I : On what ?
TG : On all aspects.
I : ahaa.... (Arey niku ruchi chudakundane vanta taste ga untadi ani cheppadam baga alavatu ayinatlundi.)
TG : Ok , bye.
Here ends the conversation. Really I got tensed a lot.
The whole day ends up with some shit of thoughts. Thanks to Lsy to making me a good man. Who helps me to control my inner voice while talking with assh***s like this.
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